• Mellow
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    1 month ago

    Look kids. If you wanna get Conjunctivitis, E. Coli, Hepatitis, or Tapeworms, in addition to your STD. By all means keep licking the chocolate starfish. You do you. But you don’t have to censor the word ‘ass’ if that’s your behavior.

      • FenrirIII
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        11 month ago

        Just make sure she’s cleaning (hygiene AND STDs)

    • Rob T Firefly
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      241 month ago

      Every time a censored meme gets posted to the group named “shitpost” a kitten wanders into traffic.

      • @riodoro1
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        361 month ago

        Look, if you’re trying to make excuses you’re gonna do it anyway. Until you wake up one day with your guts upside down and connect the dots.

        • @[email protected]
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          1 month ago

          I wonder what the statistics on this are. Like we eat pussy and dick just fine, and those things all mix up with the sweat coming out of the ass. I mean usually it’s clean down there, but that’s not always the case.

      • @Dicska
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        341 month ago

        There was a doctor working in a relevant field commenting about this. I can’t promise I’ll find it, but the bottom line is that there’s no such thing, due to how plain impossible it is to clean properly around the bottleneck. It’s not smooth.

        • @[email protected]
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          Yea well there’s also poop particles that fly out from your toilet when you flush and spread out across the bathroom and house. You have it on your toothbrush. But only severely immunocompromised people get sick from it. Stop fear mongering assplay.

      • @db2
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        151 month ago

        You do see the same words in the same basic order as the rest of us right?