SCP • 3 days ago

Hello Sir, i'd like to talk you about your car's extended warranty.

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Hello Sir, i'd like to talk you about your car's extended warranty.

sh.itjust.works

SCP • 3 days ago

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I imagine this is what it would feel like to fall into a swimming pool full of LSD.
- Mossy Feathers (She/They)
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  Also, the SCP in question: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1471

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