TORONTO – Quarantined in his hospital room after contracting a fatal case of measles, little Timothy Bartlet told reporters how glad he was that his parents opted not to vaccinate for fear of giving him autism. “Wow! It sure is hard to die painfully from a totally preventable disease, but I guess it’s better than […]

Bartlet, who says he used to enjoy Pokemon, soda, and being alive, tells everyone how great it is to be left totally defenseless against common childhood diseases from the 1940s.

  • @someguy3English
    15•11 days ago

    Took me a second to even get the joke (from the headline).

    • @[email protected]English
      19•11 days ago

      In a rational world the headline would have been a stupid non sequitur.

      In this world it’s a superb non sequitur.