• IninewCrow
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    183 days ago

    PS: I’m leaving you three cookies this year, one of them is chocolate, one is a laxative and the other is filled with cyanide. And the milk has a surprise in it too.

    • @[email protected]
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      113 days ago

      santa feeds those to the reindeer. so enjoy the poop and puke on the roof next to a dead reindeer. three blocks over, you’ll find the wreckage of where they crashed into a building because they lost rudolph.