• @theangryseal
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    31 month ago

    :p knew it.

    I had a cousin who pissed on himself regularly from small wiener problems when we were kids.

    I feel bad about the bullying now, but his dad had a knee dangler and we used to say he took after his mom.

    Every new toilet he used ended with wet pants.

    • @Psythik
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      21 month ago

      Fuck you guys; I was a kid. Nobody has a 9 inch cock when they’re six.

      • @theangryseal
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        1 month ago

        Geez. Mine dragged the ground behind me like a tail by the time I was 4.

        • @Psythik
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          21 month ago

          Motherfucker, do I have to send you a timestamped dick pic?

          • @theangryseal
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            11 month ago

            lol are you that worked up about this?

            Just forget about it. You don’t even need your dick to be anything special. Don’t need a dick at all. :p