• Skeezix
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    11 months ago

    Commenter revealed in a separate post that wee wee so small it points up over the seat. Has to push it down with thumbnail to keep aim downward.

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      11 months ago

      :p knew it.

      I had a cousin who pissed on himself regularly from small wiener problems when we were kids.

      I feel bad about the bullying now, but his dad had a knee dangler and we used to say he took after his mom.

      Every new toilet he used ended with wet pants.

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        11 months ago

        Fuck you guys; I was a kid. Nobody has a 9 inch cock when they’re six.

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          11 months ago

          Geez. Mine dragged the ground behind me like a tail by the time I was 4.

          • Psythik
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            11 months ago

            Motherfucker, do I have to send you a timestamped dick pic?

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              11 months ago

              lol are you that worked up about this?

              Just forget about it. You don’t even need your dick to be anything special. Don’t need a dick at all. :p

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      11 months ago

      Link to that comment cause I definitely did not say that.

      I was a fucking kid. Everyone’s penis is small when you’re six.