E: Da Rules

  • The teleportation can only be used to move you.

  • Your clothes and basic personal items (the things you take with you everytime you leave the house) will teleport with you, but nothing else.

  • @[email protected]
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    173 days ago

    Go to work like normal, open the register, empty it (money is a person item) and vanish forever to rural Japan.
    Make sure I teleport to where non one sees it.

    Alternatively: teleport to new Zealand, yall know exactly why.

      • @[email protected]
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        32 days ago

        where i work you have several thousand a day profit at a minimum, so i just wait until my day is over

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        2 days ago

        Depends on where & when, but yeah, biggest bank run I ever made was about $10k, enough to have some fun with sure, but not enough to disappear forever with. Certainly not to Japan.

    • @dipcart
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      83 days ago

      Home gonna fuck a sheep

    • @Soulcreator
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      32 days ago

      Do tell, I have no clue why you’d go to New Zealand.

    • @BluetreefrogM
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      32 days ago

      Arrive with a pocket full of foreign currency…

      • @[email protected]
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        12 days ago

        i am very well aware of the fact that japan, in fact has a different currency to mine, but also that it lets you trade currency and has a LOT of centers to do so

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          2 days ago

          Do they just convert the money from a random foreigner with no passport coming up with a big pile of cash? That’s gonna get you arrested for money laundering lol.