• @dohpaz42
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    481 day ago

    Remove the bread, add aspirin and razor blades. If you’re going to make a spectacle, make a spectacle.

    • Captain Aggravated
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      722 hours ago

      I did once walk into a Wal Mart and bought a power drill, some road flares and a box of condoms. These were independent purchases but I just happened to need or want to buy all three that day. My only comment to the cashier was “This is gonna be awesome!”

    • @Death_Equity
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      151 day ago

      Got to add a Sylvia Plath novel and a handle of alcohol.

    • Carl
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      320 hours ago

      Extension cord for the toaster. So you can plug it in from the other room, or can substituted as a noose.

      • @dohpaz42
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        218 hours ago

        This isn’t as dangerous as everyone describes. Painful. But not necessarily life threatening.