Track_Shovel to Lemmy ShitpostEnglish • 2 days agoYou best start believing in a cyberpunk dystopiaslrpnk.netimagemessage-square104fedilinkarrow-up11.09Karrow-down111file-textcross-posted to: [email protected]
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minus-squareBoxscapelinkfedilink63•2 days ago “After inspection, it was found that the packages the robot was carrying contained a powder resembling illegal substances.” Moscow Police: Oh, silly me. Did I say packages? I meant package—singular. 😏
Moscow Police: Oh, silly me. Did I say packages? I meant package—singular. 😏
What? Two packages?
One still? None left?
Can’t have shit on mars when you are a postman.
Envelope named “bribe”. Empty.