Track_Shovel to Lemmy ShitpostEnglish • 2 months agoYou best start believing in a cyberpunk dystopiaslrpnk.netimagemessage-square109fedilinkarrow-up11.14Karrow-down111file-textcross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up11.13Karrow-down1imageYou best start believing in a cyberpunk dystopiaslrpnk.netTrack_Shovel to Lemmy ShitpostEnglish • 2 months agomessage-square109fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squareBoxscapelinkfedilink64•2 months ago “After inspection, it was found that the packages the robot was carrying contained a powder resembling illegal substances.” Moscow Police: Oh, silly me. Did I say packages? I meant package—singular. 😏
Moscow Police: Oh, silly me. Did I say packages? I meant package—singular. 😏
What? Two packages?
One still? None left?
Can’t have shit on mars when you are a postman.
Envelope named “bribe”. Empty.