• @stupidcasey
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    281 day ago

    Let’s say 1+1=3.

    Sir, I don’t think that’s right.

    Let’s just say it is for safety.

    But sir I don’t think you understand.

    Just do it.

    Alright boys you heard him, the bridge can hold 30,000 Lbs.

    • @SanndyTheManndy
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      221 day ago

      Stresses up, tolerances down, not the reverse, damnit!

      • @Maggoty
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        171 day ago

        That’s what we did. We stressed it more and dropped its tolerances. We saved a lot of money but the mayor looks really mad.

        • @[email protected]
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          51 day ago

          That’s just because his car is sliding off the bridge into the water… Maybe he’ll cheer up after a nice swim?