Scientists have discovered that once a mammal has become fully aquatic, it passes a threshold that makes a return to terrestrial landscapes almost impossible.
I don’t understand. Are dolphins campaigning for land rights or something?
Maybe that’s the problem, they can’t hold signs to protest. Perhaps if we figured out a way to help them hold signs they’d be able to live on land again.
Before we get to that point, has anyone asked a dolphin if they want to live on land?
I don’t understand. Are dolphins campaigning for land rights or something?
Maybe that’s the problem, they can’t hold signs to protest. Perhaps if we figured out a way to help them hold signs they’d be able to live on land again.
Before we get to that point, has anyone asked a dolphin if they want to live on land?
This made me laugh harder than I’m willing to admit