Mine‘s getting so accustomed to cold showers that I a) absolutely do not mind cold water for swimming etc. anymore and b) could not enjoy warm or hot showers anymore. They just weren’t nice at all.

  • captnanonymous
    3•17 hours ago

    I hope these two achievements aren’t related.

    • @WoodScientist
      1•10 hours ago

      Possible interpretations:

      1. They’ve run a distance of 1,000 miles while wearing a butt plug.
      2. The 1000 miles is the distance the device has moved back and forth within their rectum.