@Mickey7 to Lemmy Shitpost • 1 month agoPerfect Christmas Gift for your boyfriend or husbandimagemessage-square39arrow-up1321arrow-down19file-text
arrow-up1312arrow-down1imagePerfect Christmas Gift for your boyfriend or husband@Mickey7 to Lemmy Shitpost • 1 month agomessage-square39file-text
This is a legit book. Here is the link for it https://www.penguinrandomhouseretail.com/author/?authorid=2069621
minus-square@Hlodwiglink30•edit-21 month agoThe cold kiss of the toilet bowl, if you are not careful enough, is the worse.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink7•1 month agoIts even worse when unwrapping the thing and it lands in the urinal.
minus-squareZyratoxxlinkfedilink8•1 month agoOr when you use a German toilet model - the one with the poop bowl - and it touches the poo. (And you don’t even need that much of an oversize for this to actually happen)
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️linkEnglish6•1 month agoPro-tip: wrap it behind yourself and let it rest over your shoulder, kind of like a shoulder cannon.
The cold kiss of the toilet bowl, if you are not careful enough, is the worse.
Its even worse when unwrapping the thing and it lands in the urinal.
Or when you use a German toilet model - the one with the poop bowl - and it touches the poo.
(And you don’t even need that much of an oversize for this to actually happen)
Pro-tip: wrap it behind yourself and let it rest over your shoulder, kind of like a shoulder cannon.
Or commonly named Poseidon’s touch.
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