Florida introduces bill to ban "weather modification"
www.newsweek.com
The language of the bill appears to refer to the chemtrails conspiracy theory that claims the government is chemically modifying the weather.

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/22744169

Florida State Senator Ileana Garcia has introduced legislation to prohibit “weather modification” activities in the state.

  • @[email protected]English
    24•3 months ago

    I feel sorry for all the entrepreneurs and employees in the chemtrail industry.

    Imagine that you’re flying a chemtrailer and then a wild $10000 fee appears out of nowhere, and there’s a shark. Are you going to choose the shark? Nobody would. I guess a fine of $1000 is just the cost of doing chemtrail business now.

    • @SocialMediaRefugeeEnglish
      8•3 months ago

      “I’m trying to make gay frogs.”

      • SundrayEnglish
        3•3 months ago

        It worked!

    • @Viking_HippieOPEnglish
      7•3 months ago

      I don’t know what chems you’ve been huffing, but they seem fun, so please share some 😄

        • @[email protected]English
          3•3 months ago

          “Pass the dutchie on the left hand side” isn’t just a Tim Hortons slogan

    • @SocialMediaRefugeeEnglish
      2•3 months ago

      Imagine every commercial jet that leaves a contrail now having to go to court.

      • @[email protected]English
        5•3 months ago

        “911, what is your emergency?”

        “THERE IS A PLANE IN THE SKY SPREADING CHEMICALS OVER MY HOUSE”

        • @[email protected]English
          2•3 months ago

          Dispatcher: “Emergency crew, please treat this as urgent, and bring haldol.”