Darth Vader: “You are in command now, Admiral Plett”

Plett: (nervously) “Thank you, Lord Vader”

  • @kitnaht
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    155 days ago

    Step 1, get hired by security company…

    :D

    • peopleproblems
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      45 days ago

      I was going to say, no fucking way does this work like they hope it will.

      Numbers are against them. Far, far against them.

      • Scrubbles
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        25 days ago

        I think they forget that people below them value their own lives. I don’t know any security guards who are willing to lay down their own lives for some CEO for moderate pay. If it’s that or continuing to live? Idk, it’s a feel good measure in my book.

        • peopleproblems
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          24 days ago

          The security these people hire aren’t the same security you are thinking of.

          These are PMCs. PMCs make quite a bit more cash, and have military training to ignore some of that self-preservation.

          That being said - it’s still a game of numbers.