• @GreenKnight23
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    185 days ago

    he sees you when you’re sleeping

    😶

    he knows when you’re awake

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    he knows when you’ve been bad or good so be good for goodness sake

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    do not open that sarcophagus. that corpse is a fucking vampire.

    • Random_Character_A
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      23 days ago

      But he brings gifts to warm our blackened consumer souls and only occasionally snacks on a family member.

    • @NOT_RICK
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      25 days ago

      Can’t be, he doesn’t have to ask for permission before sliding down the chimney!

      • @GreenKnight23
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        14 days ago

        doesn’t have to. He’s santa. everyone welcomes him into their homes.