• @PugJesus
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    365 days ago

    This is why you should always ugly cry on the first date, to establish whether they’re gf material.

    • Victor
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      34 days ago

      Gotta set the tone, boys! Let’s set the tone in here, now!

    • Zement
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      5 days ago

      Pick Up Parkour Artist… The most convoluted way to get into her/his pants.

      • @PugJesus
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        85 days ago

        It’s not her pants I’m aiming for, damn you, it’s empathy and headpats! Can’t a man crave headpats from a pretty girl? 😭