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    83 days ago

    Bidet. Get a toilet seat bidet. You have poop particles on your butt. No toilet paper is 100% efficient. The bidet will pay for itself in 6 months.

    I look down my nose at all of the people with poopy butts. Buncha animals.

    • @JayleneSlide
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      53 days ago

      The bidet will pay for itself in 6 months.

      You misspelled “the very first time you use it.” 😁

    • @Atrichum
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      23 days ago

      Can you recommend any particular model?

      • @triptrapper
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        12 days ago

        In general I don’t support buying cheap shit on Amazon, but I’ve bought $100 bidets and I’ve bought $20 ones, and they all do the same thing - spray water on your butt. I had one model that had a hot water input, but my plumbing could never warm up the water in time. So cheap, cold water bidets for me.

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        3 days ago

        I got the Cadillac at the start of pandemic. Biobidet BB-600. It’s like the nice Japanese ones. My parents have a manually operated one that let’s you set your pressure and nozzle positions. Mine has buttons for all of that.

    • @[email protected]
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      3 days ago

      No toilet paper at all? So with what do you pat down your wet, dripping butt? I still use toilet paper, I’m just cleaner after for having bideted first

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        13 days ago

        Mine has an air dryer. It blows your hole.