• Uber Rich have enough money and can’t be bought
• Uber Rich will help me be rich too
• Uber Rich know how to run things, that’s why they’re rich
• Trump is uber rich and can’t be bought either
• Trump is a Man of the People and gets things done

In other news, due to an overwhelming supply of faces, the leopard population has exploded and eclipsed the number of ants as the most populous individual animal on earth.