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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink23•21 hours agoI think the DOJ needs to investigate how exactly the police in Texas have been using dildos in the performance of their duties…
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•7 hours agoThey need to keep them on hand in case they find one and need to plant 6 more.
minus-squareᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝MlinkfedilinkEnglish7•16 hours ago“Come out with your hands up or we send in the dildos!” Suddenly the kidnappers realised they’d brought guns to a dildo fight and surrendered.
I think the DOJ needs to investigate how exactly the police in Texas have been using dildos in the performance of their duties…
They need to keep them on hand in case they find one and need to plant 6 more.
“Come out with your hands up or we send in the dildos!”
Suddenly the kidnappers realised they’d brought guns to a dildo fight and surrendered.