• @[email protected]
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    51 hour ago

    The solution is clearly to set up sex toy libraries.

    …They would never interfere with libraries, right?

  • @psycho_driver
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    82 hours ago

    There are definitely some Texas billionaires that own more than six politicians.

  • @[email protected]
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    31 hour ago

    I would never have thought to go to walmart to buy a sex toy if I hadn’t seen them somewhat prominently displayed on my way towards the vitamin aisle.

  • @rustyfish
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    153 hours ago

    This has very strong “If I can’t make my wife come, nobody will cum come!” vibes.

    • @[email protected]
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      311 minutes ago

      I think it’s got religious overtones. One per day except the sabbath, when you have to leave your holes free for God to enter. Like Mary did.

  • @slickgoat
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    547 hours ago

    The great Republican war on orgasms have begun.

    • @Frozengyro
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      196 hours ago

      They’ve been stopping orgasms from happening for a long time.

    • @shonn
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      106 hours ago

      Begun? Texas has always had a war on dildos.

  • Theo
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    55 hours ago

    Oh, I am just cleaningholding all those for a friend.

    • @[email protected]
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      24 hours ago

      Like a car, they need to go for a ride every now and then, else they break.

      For a friend, of course.

  • @Zachariah
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    448 hours ago

    Hypocrites! They do this tomfoolery but make classrooms hang up the approved lord and savior:

  • @werefreeatlast
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    177 hours ago

    Will United Healthcare cover dildos if they are for medicinal purposes?

  • @[email protected]
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    4710 hours ago

    I don’t know how to make a quote line but this one stood out to me and made me laugh.

    “Parents do not consent to their children being exposed to obscene devices while shopping for toothpaste.”

    What stores sell toothpaste next to adult toys?

    • @[email protected]
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      167 hours ago

      My Walmart has them next to the pharmacy, 2 or 3 aisles away from the toothpaste

      Meijer has them on the same aisle as the deodorant

    • @PineRune
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      379 hours ago

      My local supermarket has sex toys on upper shelves in the family planning section, which is in the healthcare department. They don’t look like dongs, so people shouldn’t recognize what they are unless they know about them already. But kids might still ask their parents what that is on the shelf, and that is apparently worse than school shootings.

    • @evidences
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      The Meijer I shop at regularly has vibrators in the same aisle as toothpaste, might be the next aisle over but they’re real close to each other.

        • @[email protected]
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          45 hours ago

          My local walmart has a whole aisle, locked in a glass case. You have to go ask an employee to get your dildo for you.

        • @frostysauce
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          138 hours ago

          Very discreet packaging indeed. I worked at Walmart for a short spell a while back and I stocked them a few times before finally I was like, “Whoa, Walmart sells sex toys!?

      • Meeech
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        129 hours ago

        Walmart absolutely sells vibrators and plugs. They’re in the section near the condoms, which does happen to be near the toothpaste/deodorant/shampoo area.

  • @AstridWipenaugh
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    8111 hours ago

    Is there a limit on total footage? Does a double ended dildo count as two? Is a Christmas tree of dicks ok since it’s more than 6, but is Christian?