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minus-square2ugly2livelink15•1 month agoTed Cruz ran out and is trying to hoard them all for himself.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish6•1 month agoRan out? Does he know they are supposed to come out as well as go in?
minus-square@RangerJosielinkEnglish6•1 month agoAs a non-carbon based extraterrestrial lizard alien, he consumes the soft supple rubber that many dildos are made of as a form of sustenance.
Ted Cruz ran out and is trying to hoard them all for himself.
Ran out? Does he know they are supposed to come out as well as go in?
As a non-carbon based extraterrestrial lizard alien, he consumes the soft supple rubber that many dildos are made of as a form of sustenance.
He is a dildo after all