MANASSAS, VA—Producing numerous congenital and physical anomalies that include extreme Anglo-Saxon deformities, years of inbreeding reportedly caused a pug named Mabel to give birth to a British man Monday. “It appears that excessive pug inbreeding has resulted in this human male with visibly English traits, a sickly appearance, and a dour demeanor,” said veterinarian Jenna Masterson, […]
  • @AlteonEnglish
    84•1 month ago

    This article is fucking amazing.

    “At press time, reports confirmed the British man was put down by veterinarians after he became aggressive around Indian people.”