• @n0clue
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    23 months ago

    Well obviously you have to use a different dildo for every day of the week, and no dildoing on Sunday.

    • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝M
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      23 months ago

      Although the Bible states Sunday was when God rested, which is when he had enough spare time to break out the sex toys. “Grab the strap-on Mrs God! I’m not doing any more grunt work this week, just grunting.” This message may be illegal in the state of Texas. And undress.