• @grasshopper_mouse
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    321 month ago

    My math teacher: “You can’t walk around with a calculator in your pocket!”

    Well well well, look at me NOW, Mr. York!

    • Captain Aggravated
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      81 month ago

      I have a calculator in my pocket that I can talk to and it’ll talk back. “Hey Bixby, what’s half of five and three-eighths?”

      About 33% of the time the dumb bitch comes back with “Okay, here’s what I found on the internet.”

        • Lemminary
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          21 month ago

          I don’t know if I suffer from dyscalculia but, man, is mental arithmetic so hard for some reason. I did well in all my other math classes up to college, wtaf, brain.

          • @P00ptart
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            226 days ago

            Arithmetic was easy for me. It made sense. What didnt make sense was finance and accounting. That shit exists just to muddy waters and hurt people. 5