By ShaveYourEyebrows

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    122 months ago

    “have you been smoking weed? your eyes are red.”

    “i dunno officer, have you been eating doughnuts? your eyes are glazed.”

    • @TotallynotJessicaOP
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      112 months ago

      My eyes are red because I haven’t slept in 42 hours 👁,👁