The house next door to me is going up for sale soon and I’d like to delay that process as much as possible. What would be the most annoying music I could play when prospective buyers are next door?

  • @[email protected]
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    57 hours ago

    If it won’t get you in trouble, throw some cheap lawn ornaments up as well. Maybe get creative with loose hubcaps.

    • @[email protected]OP
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      17 hours ago

      No HOA thankfully. I’d paint my house with big, veiny, throbbing dicks if I thought it’d do the trick.

      • @UmeU
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        33 hours ago

        This indeed would probably do the trick