@[email protected] to [email protected]English • 1 month agoWhat's the funniest belief you had when you were a child ?message-square167fedilinkarrow-up1200arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up1198arrow-down1message-squareWhat's the funniest belief you had when you were a child ?@[email protected] to [email protected]English • 1 month agomessage-square167fedilinkfile-text
When i was a child, i believed autopilot really worked like in the movie Airplane, that it was an inflatable dummy.
minus-square@Suck_on_my_Presencelink25•1 month agoI ran up to my mom once, completely serious and said, “Mom! I know why all fat people are short. They use up all their skin!” I felt like a genius until she laughed so hard she fell on the floor and peed a little.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish4•1 month agoMy daughter recently asked me “ladybugs are good? Because they eat orphans?” And after a moment of stifled laughter and thought I said “aphids. They eat aphids and yes that makes them good because aphids will eat your plants”
I ran up to my mom once, completely serious and said, “Mom! I know why all fat people are short. They use up all their skin!”
I felt like a genius until she laughed so hard she fell on the floor and peed a little.
My daughter recently asked me “ladybugs are good? Because they eat orphans?” And after a moment of stifled laughter and thought I said “aphids. They eat aphids and yes that makes them good because aphids will eat your plants”