When i was a child, i believed autopilot really worked like in the movie Airplane, that it was an inflatable dummy.

  • @Suck_on_my_Presence
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    33 hours ago

    I ran up to my mom once, completely serious and said, “Mom! I know why all fat people are short. They use up all their skin!”

    I felt like a genius until she laughed so hard she fell on the floor and peed a little.