• @snekerpimp
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    1401 day ago

    Here’s an idea, make human life more important than line go up. I’m pretty sure that would get alllllll of your asses off the firing line.

    • @ArbiterXero
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      391 day ago

      Okay but what if we just sent everyone some stickers with our logo on it?

      I mean EVERYBODY loves stickers. Then w we can keep making money, you can keep dying and you’ll have some great bling for your toddlers coffin!

      Everybody wins!

      Think of how few stickers are on the average toddler’s coffin?

      • Stern
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        231 day ago

        I was thinking pizza party myself, all our employees (except the ones we fired for being negative nancies) love pizza parties.

    • @whotookkarl
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      1 day ago

      But the cult of the line goes up says the line must go up, are you even paying attention to the line and whether it’s going up?