@[email protected] to Shitty Life Pro Tip • 2 months agoSLPT: Carry some kind of weapon on you AT ALL TIMES, and be aware of your surroundings. You never know when you could encounter a CEOmessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up1271arrow-down111
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minus-squaredual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️link27•2 months agoFSLPT: A staggering variety of everyday objects can be used as a weapon if you are sufficiently motivated and/or pissed off. I am certain, for instance, that I could do someone quite a mischief if I whacked them with my ThinkPad.
minus-squareu/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)linkfedilinkEnglish8•2 months agoHell, I could probably break someone’s skull with my brick phone while using strobe mode on the flashlight to disorientate the other party.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•1 month agoBluetooth speakers have some weight, and it has a string to swing it for more force. It’d probably crack a skull with a hard enough swing.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•1 month agoI was thinking about this when I carried my ThinkPad around ‘i could totally fuck someone up with this laptop’
FSLPT: A staggering variety of everyday objects can be used as a weapon if you are sufficiently motivated and/or pissed off.
I am certain, for instance, that I could do someone quite a mischief if I whacked them with my ThinkPad.
Hell, I could probably break someone’s skull with my brick phone while using strobe mode on the flashlight to disorientate the other party.
Bluetooth speakers have some weight, and it has a string to swing it for more force. It’d probably crack a skull with a hard enough swing.
I was thinking about this when I carried my ThinkPad around
‘i could totally fuck someone up with this laptop’