• @phoneymouseEnglish
    33•1 month ago

    The Japanese have already perfected smart toilets. There is no app, but there are loads of buttons, including for a heated seat and some music or ambient sounds to help you relax and disguise unpleasant noises.

    • TheoEnglish
      4•1 month ago

      What about a little fountain spritz of lit up water like in that one Simpsons episode?

      • @[email protected]English
        1•1 month ago

        Those would be clogged up in a few days. And I’m not even talking about shit, but limescale buildup. We have super hard water here.

    • @captainlezbianEnglish
      1•1 month ago

      The disparity in toilets in that country is insane. You have ones with full remote controls on the seat in some places then others that are squat holes that flush