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    • TurboWafflz
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      11914 hours ago

      I think the current microsoft version of solitaire has microtransactions and ads so is actually significantly worse

      • @[email protected]
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        5314 hours ago

        They added micro transactions and ads to fucking solitaire? How have I not heard about this till now…

        • @[email protected]
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          2913 hours ago

          This isn’t really new. Solitaire has had ads for over a decade now since Windows 8, and there is a monthly premium subscription to remove them. As I understand it they also don’t show during offline play, but might be wrong about that.

          • @redhorsejacket
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            3612 hours ago

            Offline play? It’s SOLITAIRE. Offline play should be the ONLY play, by default.

            Feeling like I took crazy pills this morning…

            • @[email protected]
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              711 hours ago

              If it makes you feel better/worse, the subscription is shared across multiple games. I was playing a bunch of Microsoft Jigsaw at one point (don’t ask), and while you could play as much as you’d like for free, the fact that they squeezed ads into it to extort you (or more likely, clueless older people) really cheapened the whole thing.

              They had a lot of pretty photos which were probably not free, but come on, this is Microsoft, they have the money. I think this should’ve been bundled with Windows for free. I truly think a lot of people might even look back on it fondly the way they do with a lot of the older bundled-in games. We will take for granted how much the default option with any sort of technology around us has an impact on us as kids. Maybe not everyone, but not everyone loved pinball or inkball.

              Actual textbook enshittification: what was once a space for a nice default thing to fall back on if you were bored and had their operating system has now become an “opportunity” to “generate more business.” Very sad. Computers are impossibly wonderful machines, everyone who has access to one should be able to enjoy a few basic things, packed in, for free - with no strings attached (looking at you candy crush).

              I’m sure there’s a nice free or paid jigsaw game made with love out there that could satisfy that itch I felt that one week in 2020. Hm.

            • @[email protected]
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              111 hours ago

              There are daily challenges and things like that which is what I would refer to as online play. Not that crazy imho of you’ve put thousands of hours into vanilla solitaire that you may welcome something to spice it up.

        • @Zangoose
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          1113 hours ago

          Step 1: Add ads into [insert app of choice here] that are really annoying

          Step 2: Make people pay to get rid of them. Bonus points if it’s a subscription

          Step 3: People hate your app but it’s the one that’s installed by default so they use it anyway

          Step 4: Profit

        • @[email protected]
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          713 hours ago

          It’s not really micro transactions as much as it is a monthly subscription to remove ads.

          • @[email protected]
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            313 hours ago

            Its fucking solitaire you can play the old version from windows 95 online for free. This is beyond fucking stupid.

              • @[email protected]
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                213 hours ago

                Im a Utilitarian to a fault, of course I think the windows 95 version is just as valid. I wear everything down to scrap.

              • @FuzzyDog
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                113 hours ago

                Real question, why wouldn’t the win95/xp version satisfy someone? Isn’t it the same thing with simpler graphics?

                • @[email protected]
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                  113 hours ago

                  I can’t speak for other people, I don’t even play solitaire. Realistically, I imagine most people get new PCs with newer Windows versions and play whatever solitaire is on there.

        • the post of tom joad
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          413 hours ago

          I can’t see any news that you can ‘pay to remove ads’ but lots of “how do i remove ads in solitaire” with settings instructions or registry edits so i think op is only half right

      • @[email protected]
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        I also don’t think it comes pre-installed anymore, you have to get it through Microsoft’s meme store that no one uses.

      • @absquatulate
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        MTX and ads? Then it’s clearly only 3+ and should be allowed lol

      • @warmaster
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        1614 hours ago

        Supertux depicts imagery of speeding, misdemeanor and felony. +18 Age rating for Torvalds and all of his derivatives.

    • @Maggoty
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      -812 hours ago

      Because you don’t place bets on your solitaire hand.

      • Ech
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        1012 hours ago

        Maybe look into the game being discussed even a little before commenting on it.

        • @Maggoty
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          I did. I’m not going to go buy it for this though. They literally use poker terms, poker imagery, and real poker hands. Saying it’s just because there’s cards involved is disingenuous.

          • @[email protected]
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            37 hours ago

            You could use the same for majong or pachinko like games like Peggle. The issue is the actual gambling, not just the game elements or risk, reward, and points going up. Loot boxes are 10× worse.

            • @Maggoty
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              16 hours ago

              No, we know that stuff that glorifies addictive activities can recruit or cause relapse as well.

          • Ech
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            512 hours ago

            And yet you say it’s cause of “gambling”. So you’re either lying about looking into it or lying about what you saw.

            • @Maggoty
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              -411 hours ago

              This is all on their steam page dude.

              • Ech
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                211 hours ago

                So lying about looking into it. Got it.