I just make faces with mine, do stupid things, make a little dance and generally act stupid. I talk to them a little but never anything serious. Most days, other than my wife, they’re the only individual I get to share a laugh with in person.
Whatever you say or do … say hi to them for me.
“You’re a fuck up but you’ve made it this far so something is working. Good luck.”
At least you’re not alone in fucking up