• ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed
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    25 hours ago

    Option 1: Don’t sleep

    Option 2: Pretend the problem doesn’t exist

    Option 3: Die

    Note: I’m morally obligated to tell you option 3 is not advised.

    Secret Option 4: See a doctor and prepare to get insurance claim denied. 🙃

    Insurance says: “Unnecessary doctor visit, you can live without fixing snoring problems, just deal with it, pleb”

    🙃