MADISON, WI—In the hours following a violent rampage in Wisconsin in which a lone attacker killed at least two individuals and injured six others, citizens living in the only country where this kind of mass killing routinely occurs reportedly concluded Monday that there was no way to prevent the massacre from taking place. “This was […]

Because I’m sick of seeing the same trite “how is this satire” comments every time I post in this community, I’ve decided to start including the definition for everyone:

  • @VolkdittyEnglish
    51•2 days ago

    Glad your kid is safe. Cannot imagine getting that phone call.

    • Ioughttamow
      34•2 days ago

      It was rough, luckily when we got to staging we quickly found out that kids in her area were fine per rumor, but it was unofficial so I was still very stressed, but that hope helped. She seems unaware/unaffected currently. Thinks it was a field trip, so she seems to have been pretty well shielded from it

      • @SerinusEnglish
        15•1 day ago

        I’m so sorry you had to go through this. I know it doesn’t mean much, but it’s all we’ve got.

        Thanks for checking in and putting a human face on these events. They’re too often blending together, and they really, really need to not.