The Picard Maneuver to Microblog MemesEnglish • 1 month agoWhy did we stop doing this?imagemessage-square159arrow-up11.75Karrow-down115
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minus-square@PriorityMotiflinkEnglish62•edit-21 month agoEvery month or so we have corporate, engineers, sales, customers, whoever come through the plant for a tour. Makes me feel like an oompa loompa.
minus-square@Whats_your_reasoninglinkEnglish31•1 month agoIf only the higher-ups got into dangerous mishaps, followed by you and your coworkers singing a song about what they did wrong.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish4•1 month agoYou should not have traveled into the Torquerift!
minus-squareArtieShawlinkfedilink6•1 month agoI had a woman slap my hand away from a hot surface while on one of these tours. No songs, though. And I’m not much of a higher up, so probably not worth it. “She touched the reactor’s body, she did! Now her flesh is melted like…?”
Every month or so we have corporate, engineers, sales, customers, whoever come through the plant for a tour. Makes me feel like an oompa loompa.
If only the higher-ups got into dangerous mishaps, followed by you and your coworkers singing a song about what they did wrong.
Oompa-loompa dinkety dorklift…
You should not have traveled into the Torquerift!
I had a woman slap my hand away from a hot surface while on one of these tours. No songs, though. And I’m not much of a higher up, so probably not worth it.
“She touched the reactor’s body, she did! Now her flesh is melted like…?”
… drippity do. (Drippity do)