• @[email protected]
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    8520 hours ago

    I don’t know why, but I first read “org” as “dog” and I thought “excuse you, OP and all 100% of the upvoters but you can fuck right off. My dog absolutely has my back and he is more family to me than my parents are”

    but then I re-read that and was like “oh, yeah. 100%”

    • @OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe
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      1117 hours ago

      “I will definitely commit crimes and legal falsehoods for my dog, and fuck anyone who disagrees”

      I get it. He’d do it for me, so I’d do it for him

      • @AeonFelis
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        916 hours ago

        I won’t do it for my cats though. Not because I don’t love them (because I do!) - I simply can’t trust them not to abuse that commitment.

    • @shneancy
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      616 hours ago

      i only realised it didn’t say “dog” after reading your comment

      i was wondering how has lemmy turned so anti-dog!