• Dyskolos
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    21 month ago

    Yeah sure,but…it’s 400lbs. I mean, if I did that with every person I hate…oh boy. Strongman in 2 years. World domination in 5. Am I truly ready for this responsibility? Is anyone?

    • @WoodScientistOP
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      21 month ago

      Bring justice to the wicked AND get swole? Sounds like positives all around. You’ll basically be Hercules at that point!

      • Dyskolos
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        21 month ago

        But that’ll bring a new level of responsibility. I couldn’t just be Hercules without trying to rid the world of evil. And I already have plans for the weekend 🤨

        • @WoodScientistOP
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          11 month ago

          I mean, even Hercules is allowed to take a break. In fact, self-care is a vital part of the work of any true hero! You can’t be effectively battling evil if you’re unhealthy, depressed, or sleep deprived. Take care of yourself, superfam!

          • Dyskolos
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            11 month ago

            But dude. I can’t just sit around, drinking superjuice while bad deeds are committed all around. How shall I select? What to prioritize? Whom to save, whom to ignore? I can’t do it, this pressure! Can’t we just shoot the ceos and be done with it?