Matt Walsh to Microblog MemesEnglish • 20 hours agowe have chicken wings here brocunny.beautyimagemessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up1182arrow-down13
arrow-up1179arrow-down1imagewe have chicken wings here brocunny.beautyMatt Walsh to Microblog MemesEnglish • 20 hours agomessage-square11fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish12•17 hours agoYou only get 72 chicks. So only 144 wings.
minus-square@SarmythlinkEnglish6•16 hours agoBUT no one has had sex with them! No one else has made such guarantees with the wings previously on offer.
minus-square@qarbonelinkEnglish1•13 hours agoOn the one hand, I enjoy unfornicated wings, conceptually… But what if the sex is what gives them their umami? What if unfucked wings are just not as tasty? I can’t know until I’ve confirmed the coital status of every set of wings I’ve ever eaten. Buckle up and tuck in those wet wipes.
You only get 72 chicks.
So only 144 wings.
BUT no one has had sex with them! No one else has made such guarantees with the wings previously on offer.
On the one hand, I enjoy unfornicated wings, conceptually…
But what if the sex is what gives them their umami?
What if unfucked wings are just not as tasty? I can’t know until I’ve confirmed the coital status of every set of wings I’ve ever eaten.
Buckle up and tuck in those wet wipes.