Matt Walsh to Microblog MemesEnglish • 17 hours agowe have chicken wings here brocunny.beautyimagemessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up1163arrow-down12
arrow-up1161arrow-down1imagewe have chicken wings here brocunny.beautyMatt Walsh to Microblog MemesEnglish • 17 hours agomessage-square10fedilink
minus-square@SarmythlinkEnglish6•13 hours agoBUT no one has had sex with them! No one else has made such guarantees with the wings previously on offer.
minus-square@qarbonelinkEnglish1•10 hours agoOn the one hand, I enjoy unfornicated wings, conceptually… But what if the sex is what gives them their umami? What if unfucked wings are just not as tasty? I can’t know until I’ve confirmed the coital status of every set of wings I’ve ever eaten. Buckle up and tuck in those wet wipes.
BUT no one has had sex with them! No one else has made such guarantees with the wings previously on offer.
On the one hand, I enjoy unfornicated wings, conceptually…
But what if the sex is what gives them their umami?
What if unfucked wings are just not as tasty? I can’t know until I’ve confirmed the coital status of every set of wings I’ve ever eaten.
Buckle up and tuck in those wet wipes.