The Picard Maneuver to Dad JokesEnglish • 20 hours agoI love melons so muchimagemessage-square30arrow-up1465arrow-down126
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minus-squarerockerface 🇺🇦linkfedilinkEnglish4•7 hours agoI used to hate this joke, but now I’m kind of meloned out
minus-square@Someguy89linkEnglish19•19 hours agoThanks for that! Definitely went over my head and now I feel dumb lmfao.
minus-squareNightwatch AdminlinkfedilinkEnglish4•18 hours agoNice! I thought it was “cut it out” but this is it.
Are unable to marry?
Cantaloupe (can’t elope)
Oh dear that’s terrible
I used to hate this joke, but now I’m kind of meloned out
That was much much better
Thanks for that! Definitely went over my head and now I feel dumb lmfao.
Nice! I thought it was “cut it out” but this is it.
Are forbidden to wed?
Are barred from matrimony?