My favourite came from an episode of MadTV from the late 90s
A woman has given birth and her husband is so sexually frustrated that he just wants to get back to having sex with this wife again … the wife pushes him off and says “WHAT ARE YOU DOING? … I’m not ready yet! … it would be like throwing a pencil down a mineshaft!”
But that thigh gap is the size of the Mid-Atlantic Ridge
That should replace “throwing a hotdog down a hallway” as a euphemism.
My favourite came from an episode of MadTV from the late 90s
A woman has given birth and her husband is so sexually frustrated that he just wants to get back to having sex with this wife again … the wife pushes him off and says “WHAT ARE YOU DOING? … I’m not ready yet! … it would be like throwing a pencil down a mineshaft!”
You really shouldn’t be that thirsty for salt water.
That deep water Hydrothermal vent tho
When her hot folds boil your foreskin off… 😩
“Baby … I just want to spread open your tectonic plates and watch your magma flow”