• circuitfarmer
    link
    fedilink
    189 hours ago

    This is the strangest photo I’ve ever seen of Tom Cruise. Did he send a double to get the award? Was it too risky? Is it one of those mask things from Mission Impossible? Is he running out of Thetans?

    So many questions.

    • Bali
      link
      21 hour ago

      It’s Xenu himself

    • Cethin
      link
      fedilink
      English
      3
      edit-2
      3 hours ago

      Yeah, he managed to stay looking young for a long time, but it looks like it all hit him at once recently, plus it looks extra weird because of the plastic surgery.

    • @roofuskit
      link
      English
      119 hours ago

      The perils of plastic surgery.

        • @roofuskit
          link
          English
          15 hours ago

          Older Tom Cruise would still have a face that moves. The weirdness is mostly plastic surgery. Or the refusal to age.