• @satans_methpipe
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    1720 hours ago

    Ultra realism mode should involve a boomer with piss on the front of their pants squawking about chrome being slow while you’re under a rack fixing a punch down. In the background, your phone rings. It’s a middle manager placed by an investment firm asking if you reset the modem yet.

    • @[email protected]
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      13 hours ago

      Everyday people are trying to blur the line between gaming and work.

    • Sabata
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      416 hours ago

      I had this happen a lot when I fixed gambling machines. No I’m not putting a fucking winner in.

      • @Feathercrown
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        16 hours ago

        It’s even dumber because they would have no idea even if it were possible and you were.

        • Sabata
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          315 hours ago

          I would also be waste deep in the machine and they get pissy I’m not going to crawl out to tell them what a dying plant cold figure out.

          • @[email protected]
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            110 hours ago

            Ahh a slot tech in the wild 🧐. A rare creature, known for its great distaste of the peasants who flock to its machines in search of a glory that remains elusive.