• @Grimy
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    211 month ago

    Pretty sure I’m getting a watch from them this Christmas! They put me on the list for one and everything.

    • @MutilationWave
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      31 month ago

      I drunkenly ordered four black eyeslit balaclavas from fucking Amazon. All this time stealthily getting things from the Internet and get drunk and Amazon one time. I’m on the list for sure

      • Echo Dot
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        21 month ago

        Make sure to buy loads of guns as well, make sure they pay attention to you. If you buy enough stuff they’ll come around and investigate you and then you’ve made a new friend. Pro-Life tip.

        • @MutilationWave
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          130 days ago

          Well my wife just bought her first pistol and I’m going to buy a rifle before inauguration day. I also just got a substantial cache of ammo and mags. 9mm, 12 gauge, and 7.62x39. I’m way ahead of this tip.