• @CitricBase
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    8716 hours ago

    Polyglotism. Being able to speak every language would be practically a superpower.

    • @[email protected]
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      4316 hours ago

      This is a neat idea until you’re in a situation where you remember 38 different words for a thing, just not the one in the language you need

      • @ccunning
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        2716 hours ago

        I only speak one language fluently and one language extremely poorly.

        The number of times I’ve been able to come up with the word I want in my second language and completely blanked on it in my native language baffles my mind.

        • @[email protected]
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          79 hours ago

          This is why I learned the shit out of English: If I forget a word, there’s like 6 more words that are close enough to the one I forgot.

    • Dharma Curious (he/him)
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      614 hours ago

      I’d make tens of dollars as the scholar to decode the Harrapan/Indus Valley script!

      Or I make makes millions as a YouTuber decoding the Voynich manuscript…

      Our society is broken:(

    • Tippon
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      1116 hours ago

      If I could ‘cheat’ and say ‘I know every language in the world’, and that included programming languages and things like scientific notation as a language, I’d take that in a heartbeat. If not, I’d take programming, as at least then I can create things and make money.

      If speaking every language included dead and forgotten languages too though, then it would be a very tough choice.

    • @niktemadurOP
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      515 hours ago

      If it was just one language and writing system as a choice, I might say Japanese.

      There are so many different characters in their writing as symbols instead of phonetic sounds, that bookstores in Japan are divided into sections, in which one has books that use… say 500 characters, then another section with books that use 1200 characters, or 5000, or 10,000, or more!
      To read Japanese or Chinese with a mastery of over 10,000 symbols might be my choice. The richness and depth of those writings must be something incredible.

      My second choice, for shits ‘n’ giggles, might be something like Sumerian or Akkadian, in the original Cuneiform!

    • @adam_y
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      516 hours ago

      I can’t even imagine how powerful I would be if I could be ignored in every language.

    • @Lauchs
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      416 hours ago

      The rpg munchkin in me hopes polyglot misleading includes computer languages.

    • @[email protected]
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      215 hours ago

      This sounds very useful until you realize you still don’t want to talk to people in any language.

    • slazer2au
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      216 hours ago

      Yea, the best option.