• dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️
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    1710 hours ago

    I had a pair of JNCO’s in the 2000’s that could hold four 2 liter bottles of soda, one each in the front side pockets and one each in the back pockets. This also meant that I could carry my entire mid-sized laptop in one pants pocket.

    Not a phone. A laptop.

    I would buy another pair of those pants instantly today if I could find them again.

    • @krashmo
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      139 hours ago

      JNCO is making a comeback. Go find those pants and live your uncomfortably lopsided dreams.

    • @AA5B
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      17 hours ago

      Crazy. I have cargo pants that can carry a standard 20 oz bottle of water for my dog, and that’s a lot of loose weight banging around when I take her for a long walk

      • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️
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        36 hours ago

        You functionally could not walk while doing this, unless you wanted to waddle like a penguin (profile pic, then, possibly related).

        But it’s the principle of the thing that at least you could stand there like that. Also, wear a stout belt…

    • @acosmichippo
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      18 hours ago

      And girls wore jnncos too! The 2000s truly was an equitable time.