• @[email protected]
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    615 hours ago

    You better believe that AI-powered toaster would only accept authorized bread from a bakery that paid top dollar to the company that makes them. To ensure the best quality possible and save you from inferior toast, of course.

    • @[email protected]
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      14 hours ago

      or you go to make some toast and it spends 15 minutes downloading “updates” before you can use it

    • @Modern_medicine_isnt
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      28 hours ago

      Lol, enshitification should at least take a few months… I hope.