• @[email protected]
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    610 hours ago

    You all laugh, but this is a rare artifact known only to those of us allergic to corn.

    This is the corny hand grenade of Antioch, and if you throw it at a person allergic to corn, we simply vanish from this plane.

    Jokes on you tho. If you do that, you’ll miss out on my killer loot.

    • Sundray
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      19 hours ago

      “Please tell your operatives to refrain from using explosives, Commander.”