We might be wise but we have a terrible sense of direction.

  • @PlasticExistence
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    51 day ago

    We keep telling you, and this is the fourth time in three years that you’ve fallen for this, but this is a classic messiah scam.

    People like getting expensive shit for free when they have a baby, right? And they fawned all over the “wisdom” of you and your two buddies? Asked you to go visit the “virgin” mother and her new little “king”?

    Come on, FS. You have to see it! You’ve been played!

    Come back inside and have a warm cup of spiced mead and some mutton by the fire. I’ll read you the Epic of Gilgamesh before bed.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      41 day ago

      Oh sure, I’ve heard it all before. He’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy. Fool me once, shame on you, fool me four times… you can’t get fooled again.